Everyone’s had Kobe beef. Who cares?
After the enormously successful global brand launch of MeatWater™ in 2007, the visionaries at Liquid Innovations™ yearned to take a on a bigger, bolder problem. How can we exponentially increase tenderness for people?
Now select gourmets like you can qualify for the SpaceVeal™ initial product offering.
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Surface dwellers have always suffered from the damaging effects of gravity, which destroys flavor and tenderness in all terrestrial edibles.
Approximately 72% of all energy expended by farm animals is spent fighting the harmful effects of gravity.
This stressful, wasteful use of precious life energy forces animals to grow useless muscle mass that becomes gristle and tough, flavorless meat.
After 6 years of intensive research and development, Liquid Innovations™ has started construction of the Orbital Ranch Platform™ (ORP), and is ready to start qualifying select diners the first batch of SpaceVeal™.
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Youthful
Healthy
Happy
Wise
Not lab grown
Real heirloom calves, naturally inseminated. Real grass, real human ranchers. Spa-grade organic relaxed environment, solar powered, peaceful. Abundant feed with no predators. Never genetically modified, no anti-biotics or chemicals used. Ever.
Authentic
Meaningful sensory intensity. That's easy to say, but pretty hard to do. Nothing artificial, no additives, no processing. Ever. Enjoy dining the old fashioned way, before humans moved to the surface.
Cruelty free
The most humane gourmet dining option. Floating effortlessly in space. 100% free-range, no invasive species. Step 1: No cages, no crates, no crowding. Step 2: Oxygen enriched environment. Step 3: Gravity-free enhanced outdoor access. Step 4: Pasture-centered. Step 5: Animal-centered, physical alterations prohibited. Step 5+: Animals live entire life on integrated space ranch (ORP).
Artisinal
Elegant. Inspired. Graceful. Lovingly hand raised and groomed by real human space-ranchers. Small batch cuts. No robots, feed lots, or engineers.
Unprecedented flavor
Experience the true gourmet flavor and mouthfeel of pure veal, never exposed to the ravages of gravity. The taste is a very focused rheological wonder, true organoleptic joy. Subtle changes in a food product's formulation can change mouthfeel significantly. There are five primary parameters (hardness, cohesiveness, viscosity, elasticity and adhesiveness) and three secondary parameters (brittleness, chewiness and gumminess).
Organic
As with almost everything, gravity has an effect on the behavior of food tissues, which in turn affect the maturation process and flavor of substances like veal. SpaceVeal™ organic farm to table meats are solar powered and sustainably raised, certifiably organic to bring you a better dinner and support a better environment. You don't cut corners, and neither do we.
Delivery
Enjoy the finest dining experience in history. Qualified gourmets receive the world's first batch of SpaceVeal™ Lorem ipsum Lorem ipsum Lorem ipsum Lorem ipsum Lorem ipsum
Qualify to become an exclusive gourmet. Exclusive initial product offering made available for serious diners. Lorem ipsum Lorem ipsum Lorem ipsum Lorem ipsum
Research
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Inspiration
After months of soul-searching, the team discovers their next great challenge Lorem ipsum Lorem ipsum lorem ipsum Lorem ipsum Lorem ipsum Lorem ipsum
Success
Liquid Innovations enjoys worldwide success, initiating the a quest to solve larger problems Lorem ipsum Lorem ipsum Lorem ipsum Lorem ipsum Lorem ipsum
Everyone's had Kobe Beef. Who cares?
Go confidently in the direction of your dreams.
SpaceVeal™ is not affiliated with SpaceX, Tesla Motors, or NASA.
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Flavor above all™